Friday Funnies: Sex At The Olympics
From Newswire.tv
Sex looks like it has become the unofficial sport of the Beijing 2008 Olympics after 100,000 condoms were handed out to athletes.
The condoms are being given away in the Olympic Village along with sex education leaflets and videos in a host of different languages.
There are 10,500 athletes so they could have nine condoms each - if having sex with other competitors this would mean they are able to have it away 18 times during the competition - lets hope they still get time to compete.
Provided by the China Reproductive Health Industry Association, this is the first time the olympic condoms have been made in China and quality checks have been carried out to certify the condoms meet international standards.
Free condoms have been offered to athletes in the games since Barcelona in 1992. UNAIDS hope making the condoms available helps bring across messages about HIV prevention.
“Olympic athletes are helping break down barriers of stigma and discrimination against people living with HIV,” said Dr. Peter Piot, UNAIDS Executive Director.
“They are also well placed to carry the messages across countries and cultures to inspire people to adopt behaviours that protect them against HIV,” he added.
LINKSUNAIDS Beijing 2008 Olympics
Apparently having sex will raise testosterone levels naturally. This has become a new way of sort of cheating the system. It’s a least better than sticking yourself with a needle.
Randomness
I’ve got a million things going on right now but here are a few things that come to mind since my last post.
1) The benefit for Mike Hunt was a huge success! At last count we raised over $18,000 for Mike and his family. We estimate that over 700 people turned out for this event. Great bands, great food, great music! The best part of all is that Mike feels great! No major issues from the Chemo and Radiation that is ongoing daily. God is good!
2) My church is going a series of sermons addressing the questions that members have asked about most. This past week was on alcohol. Perry was very bold in his approach and I applaud him for that. It probably was not a very popular sermon with the Southern Baptist Convention but it wsa incredibly biblical. You can argue with the Bible but you aren’t going to win the argument. This one is a must listen if you have questions about the subject. You can listen here.
3) Funny question of the week goes to my son, Collin. He said “Dad, will we have birthdays when we get to heaven?” I told him he would if he wanted to. He then ask “Can I invite dead people to my party?”
4) Everyone assumes that a Nascar event is where you will find the most redneck sports fans. Nope! A Par 3 golf course in a small town will trump that every time! “Hey, idiot! If you are wearing cut off shorts and Reeboks, chain smoking, and carrying a six pack of beer with you on a Par 3 course, don’t talk to me about my kids being too loud!!!”
5) In my estimation, about 60% of women like to change their hair color. On the flip side, I’d say it’s less than 5% of men that do this. Blondes want to be brunettes and brunettes want to be blondes and red heads want to be anything but. Why is that? What’s wrong with the color God gave you?
6) Our water heater went out two weeks ago but was finally fixed this morning. So easy to take things like hot water for granted. We have had the camper in the driveway so that we could take hot showers out there. I’m sure our neighbors think the Griswalds have moved in!
7) My sister is having a baby today. 8/8/08…now that is a cool birthday!
8) One of the happiest days of my life happened this week when I got to take Charter Cable all their equipment back and told them I would no longer be one of their customers! You know a company is really bad when they have disconnect request forms front and center of the CSR windows.
9) Started going to pre-production meetings for Clemson football radio this week. Was able to go over to a practice for a few minutes this week too. I’m getting excited now!
About
I am Ben Milstead. I am married to the most wonderful woman in the world and have been blessed with three sons. We live in Anderson, SC, attend Newspring Church, live and breath Clemson athletics, and love Christ more than all others. I’m not a preacher, teacher, sky diver, fireman, etc. I’m an average guy that struggles with the same issues that most people do. I will try to learn something new today that I can apply to my life tomorrow.
When not playing around on the computer I am self employed in the field of home mortgages. I also cohost a radio show three days a week in upstate South Carolina.
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