Things I’ve Recently Overheard Around My House
“Dad, what is a courtesy flush?” (6 year old)
“She’s not my girlfriend, we’re just going out.” (10 year old)
“Bird! Bird! Bird!” (10 month old referring to everything. The waitress, the cat, the motorcycle, etc.”
“I wish Trey would learn how to walk so I can read books to him.” (6 yr old…think about it!)
“She moves her body like a SIPHONE.” (…instead of Cyclone)
“We go to early service church” (Collin’s response to his teacher when she asked him what church we go to)
“Does God have a cat? What about a dog? Why not? Does He not like cats?”
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I am Ben Milstead. I am married to the most wonderful woman in the world and have been blessed with three sons. We live in Anderson, SC, attend Newspring Church, live and breath Clemson athletics, and love Christ more than all others. I’m not a preacher, teacher, sky diver, fireman, etc. I’m an average guy that struggles with the same issues that most people do. I will try to learn something new today that I can apply to my life tomorrow.
When not playing around on the computer I am self employed in the field of home mortgages. I also cohost a radio show three days a week in upstate South Carolina.
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Dang … You have waitresses at your house?
No cats are evil. God liked dogs so much he made them mans best friends. A cat is not even his own best friend. Cats were created for Chinese restaurants.